what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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