This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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