Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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