At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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