i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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