Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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