do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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