I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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