girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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