Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
North Korea, Best Korea!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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