white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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