News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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