Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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