if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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