It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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