she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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