friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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