just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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