no you cant smoke seaweed
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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