Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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