do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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