Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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