just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Boobs speak an international language.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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