THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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