I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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