How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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