david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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