Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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my poor anus
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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