I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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