Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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