easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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