You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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