If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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