just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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