fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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