you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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