$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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