if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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