party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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