try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize