he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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