Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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