What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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