had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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