At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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