If i come over, it means nothing
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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