i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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