I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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