You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:33pm

    Alright, I'm the one who sent this and I'll clear it up. I was really high and trimming, and my girlfriend left her straightener at my house, so my high logic was that it would be easier to trim them if they were straight. So I tried it out, and sent my friend this text when I got the result. My pubes were not all that long (still very long though), but it's called high-perbole.

  • 60 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:47pm

    That is one of the funniest things I've ever read, regardless of the visual now running through my head.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:53pm

    Do all the girls that will give you blowjobs in the future and shave, or at least trim them.

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:43pm

    ....dirty.... seems like thats a bad place for a hot object...

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:57pm

    I hope you didn't use your girlfriend's flat iron... :/

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:50pm

    There so much better straightened and cut short aren't they

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:14pm

    I shave my pubes and my balls and girls love it. It's way less gross when I get cum all over the place too, without all the hair around.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:00pm

    How long do your pubes have to be in or to be able to straighten them? That seems very odd and unrealistic.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:04am

    Another weirdo from suck diego

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:15pm

    i think its just sad u would let urself get like that. its called hygiene NOONES pubes should be that long. end of story

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:04pm

    7:24 What's wrong with a clean shaven guy? I like hairless men. Penises are just kind of horrific looking to begin with. So are vaginas for that matter. Genitals are ugly with or without pubes.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:37pm

    aww there goes a childhood memory...

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:03am

    Haha, Gonzo. I wonder who would win if he and Maxie got in a fight?

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:08pm

    Made me laugh out loud and gave me an idea of how to torture my hubby even more, I need a visual :)

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:07pm

    That's fucking ridiculous.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:59pm

    that's a dangerous place to be using something that could burn you...especially while high. I would think there's a good chance you would burn yourself.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:13am

    You like cheese, bud?

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:40pm

    Absolutely hilarious

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:57pm

    If your pubes are long enough to straighten that's just gross. If you have that much time on your hands then fucking shave. This isn't funny or real. It's just fucking weird.

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:17pm

    That's wrong man... Manscape

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:15pm

    you COOOOULD say Ringo Starr and let it be done.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:42pm

    Why the fuck would you straighten your pubes?

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:24pm

    714, I'm a girl and I've the pub-scaping for guys you describe. I must say I've never been so turned off in my life. Clean shaved girls: fine. Clean shaved guys: horrific. Just keep it trimmed.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:34pm

    better than fucking Yoko I guess...maybe the beatles would have stayed together

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:02pm

    how is that not a good night people?! That's effing hilarious!!!

    • 47 25
      Submitted by eyeofnewt on Sep 26, 10 at 10:43pm

      I agree. The entirety of the situation is hilarious, flatiron or not. I would think a flat iron would work best.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:52pm

    John Lennon as in the guy from the Beatles....

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:07pm

    Trim, please. Nobody needs to have pubes that long.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:37pm

    Thats fucking fantastic.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:08pm

    lol, that's funny (and hope it's just a joke- assuming it is). btw, I don't agree with 7:24. shaved is hot. so much easier to run the tongue along without getting it coated in fuzz.

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:37am

    i hope you TOLD your gf you used her straightener on your pubes! i would KILL my husband if he did that!!! and am i the only one who wishes more TFLN posts had follow-ups from the authors? just sayin...

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:13am

    This is even funnier because I'm listening to rocky raccoon right now. Off the white album. LOL

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:15pm

    6:46 is the funniest fuckin thing I've read on this site

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:09pm

    Too funny... Even if it's fake!!

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:43pm

    uhhh, no you didn't - and no it doesn't

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:59pm

    Fucking nasty. You need to shave, my non-friend.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:02pm

    6:52... The "i hate John Lennon" guy was kidding. Lighten up.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:47pm

    I'm guessing you're whipped....

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:46am

    WOA! coach Gonzo?? HAHAHAHA. i love poway

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:46pm

    Noones? No one is two seperate words. I do agree with you though.

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:15pm

    my bf shaved his dick and it looked hella funny

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:44pm

    its not every day someone admits to utter homosexuality on here

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:01pm

    Wow. Your my idol. All you need is a pair of cock glasses.

  • 38 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:45pm

    Your mother Is straightening mine by licking them and them gargling with my cum.