What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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