Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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