Me. At least after what I've been through.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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